by Noah History may end up telling us that there are multiple correct answers to that question, if there is a history. It may even do that in the very near future. So many possibilities! That's just the way it is with today's world. I see all of this societal clusterphuck as more evidence that our species has gotten so stupid from ingesting microplastics and breathing chemically contaminated air that we are grinding to a halt after only 300,000 years. The dinosaurs lasted abo

GOP Clothing Suggestions! It's that time of year! Holiday time is upon us so why not get those gifts for republicans all lined up? Black Friday is coming and here's the first installment of this year's Holiday gift guide for Republicans! Gift to them the clothing they'll proudly wear every hour of the day! Show them that you really do understand exactly who and what they are. by Noah 1. The Republican Pedo Fan Hat! - Anyone who ever wore a MAGA hat or voted republican is pro

Sunday Thoughts by Noah Give Traitor Don some credit! He knows his own grifting kind! They know he can be easily bought off. In 2001, the Saudi royals financed the attacks on the WTC and the Pentagon and here they are having a grand old party time laughing it up right in the oval office. And that was just a few days after Trump welcomed a former head of Al Qaeda into the White House. How sick is that. Remember when he tried to invite The Taliban to Camp David? Too bad Osama b

Your Saturday Cartoon By Noah For those of you who might still be wondering how Trump's gestapo determines which children to kidnap and send God knows where and for what purpose, today's cartoon by the great Mike Luckovich offers one of the likely answers. It's difficult to imagine that Nazis like Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and White House Border Czar Tom Homan haven't been equipped with the skintone measuring device depicted here; provided to the agents at taxpa

by Noah "For score and twenty years ago." Lincoln "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." FDR "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." JFK "Quiet Piggy!" Trump Yeesh, and we all thought "I did not have sex..." was bad. At least we knew Clinton was lying and why. But, damn, I almost have to think that even some of The Diaper Don's tens of millions of supporters would like their fellow brain dead nutcase to come up with somethin

by Noah Don't you just love how so many Christians get up in the morning and put on a cross and feel that entitles them to be complete, 100% assholes the rest of the day? I don't know. It's just an observation of mine; an observation that hasn't changed one bit over the course of my life. I was about 9 or 10 when I first noticed it, so, yeah... been a long, long time. I guess it's why so many of them join up, not that they're the only fanatical loons in the world. To put it a

If A Republican Does It, It's Not Illegal, Or Immoral! by Noah So what is it, Megyn, you just wanna be extra sure that you get on all the celebratory party lists when GOP darling Ghislaine Maxwell gets her pardon? Or, are you maybe even putting yourself forward as the actual next Ghislaine? Or, are ya just trying to lay a little cover for Dear Leader? All three? Likely. What turns a woman, a woman who herself has two young daughters, aged 13 and 15, into a person who very pub

by Noah Regardless of where the horrific saga of Jeffrey Epstein and all his vile fellow dirtbags from the political and financial worlds goes from here, the names of his various promoters, facilitators, apologists, and protectors should never be forgotten. Chief among the latter will always be the two disgraceful human monstrosities pictured above. Imagine what kind of people sign up to protect pedophiles and there you have it. You're looking at it when you look at Pam Bond

Sunday Thoughts by Noah The Diaper Don keeps going on and on about wanting to get to Heaven . Sooo, what's crazier? Him maybe thinking there really is a heaven or, him thinking he'd really be allowed in? Nope, Donnie, the only thing that awaits you is the tacky gold painted coffin that you've already had made and festooned with crappy fake gold Home Depot decorations just like the ones you've put all over the oval office and the rest of White House. Goddamn, do I feel sorry f

by Noah Tonight, I will just offer the following list of quotes; a list that you can add to the one above. They are just a very few that have been so far gleaned from the recently released emails of Jeffrey Epstein. There will no doubt be many more quotes coming our way. Epstein may have been murdered in his jail cell or even, improbably, committed suicide. Either way, Jeffrey Epstein is speaking to us from his less than palatial home in the underworld. * "Of course he knew a

Schumer Sells Us Down The River Again! By Noah By itself, just a picture of a simple classic guillotine fills any of our minds with a thousand words every time, especially now. Especially now that $enate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer has failed not just us but life itself, again. Too long at the fair. Too many freebees. Too much kissing ass. He is, in no way, a person for the times. He has the virulent disease of Washington; so much so that he confuses the meanings of words l

by Noah When someone collapses on the floor in your office or home, it's not something you can just close your eyes for and wish away, unless, of course, you are a total psychopath. Well, that's just what The Idol Of The 77 Million did, isn't it. Just stood there. The big shrug and a silent "Damn, that guy is ruining my photo op!" Thursday's event was meant to be a little dog and pony show ring-mastered by some goofball who calls himself Dr. Oz. No heart. No brain. No soul. D

Sunday Thoughts By Noah It's a simple question; just ask any republican that you may have the misfortune to know. Ask them if you see them during the holidays who Jesus would deport. Or, just follow them down the street asking them over and over again! Why not? Hey, you could also call FOX "News" and ask whatever Nazi picks up the phone. Or, call some of those republicans in Congress, if they ever return to work, that is. Be careful, though, they might be unvaccinated or carr

Your Saturday Cartoons By Noah A Two-fer today. 2 cartoons. Same disgusting theme. Yes, Traitor Don is demanding $230,000,000 right from the U.S. Treasury. That's our money. Paid in with our taxes. And you know this won't be a one time demand. Mobsters don't work that way. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Trump starts sending ICE-styled treasury agents directly to everyone's house to drag us to the bank and force us to make withdraws and hand it over. Think not? Then ask your

Throws "Great Gatsby" Themed Let Them Eat Cake Halloween Party By Noah They were careless people, Tom and Daisy. They smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made. —F.Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby On the very weekend that Trump and his fraternity of fellow barbaric psychopaths cut off food for tens of millions of real Ame

Let Them Eat Pets! Roadkill Menus & More! By Noah So, you thought the GOP's ending of the "Meals On Wheels" program would be the end of the Republican Party's food deprivation jihad? You thought they'd stop with elderly citizens? Do you ever wonder when a barely theoretical Republican Party "Starve The Children Telethon" will begin on FOX? As I began writing this, fittingly on Halloween, the next day, November 1st was the day that money earmarked for feeding 42 Million Americ

Your Saturday Cartoon by Noah Matching the words of such horrific people in a cartoon is easy but you know Stephen Miller and Trump are especially ghoulish when even the nation's best cartoonists can't match the ghoulish appearances of the real living breathing creeps no matter how hard they try. Today's Tom Tomorrow cartoon encapsulates just some of the horrors going on in the White House but I find the artistic renderings of Trump and Miller (or is it Miller and Trump at th

by Noah Imagine all those trick or treaters going to Speaker Mike Johnson's GOP Fraternity House Of Death all dressed up as KKK members in their white hoods and sheets for Halloween! Oh damn! You mean those aren't Halloween costumes? Just regular Republican "Executive Wear?" I shoulda known! I apologize to you dear readers. It's just that it's so easy to get carried away by the holiday spirit. The big clue, of course, is the blatant screaming fact that evil ones such as Mike

Diaper Don Goes Full Russia Russia Russia With Ballroom Plan! By Noah Like so many people I know, I hope to live long enough to spit on the grave of the worst traitor this country has ever known; the worst by far. I would say piss on his grave but I know he would like that. Assuming that our species lasts much longer, it's safe to say that future shrinks will publicly or secretly study his words and deeds as long as we have studied the fall of Rome at the hands of its worst e

Your Saturday Cartoon by Noah I remember way back during January of 2018 when The Diaper Don told us that our immigrants should be coming from "nice countries." That thought of course distilled the Republican Party's conservative philosophy down to its fetid essence. Heeerre's Donnie! "Why can’t we allow people to come in from nice countries, I’m trying to be nice. Nice countries, you know like Denmark, Switzerland? Do we have any people coming in from Denmark? How about Swit