Midnight Meme Of The Day! What FIFA's Trump Peace Prize Really Symbolizes...

And It's Really Going To Snowball Now!

by Noah

No Nobel! No problem! It was fitting that an organization as shamelessly corrupt as FIFA would make up a peace prize for a wannabe warlord who always has his hand out for graft. FIFA figures that if drug lords and murderers can get pardons just by slipping a hot million in cash into a Trump bank account on some Caribbean island they can get to have their soccer tournament in the good old U.S.A. not just now but in the future, with "special considerations," as well. Give the FIFA folks credit. They know how Washington really works and kudos to them for being so extra openly sleazy about it. They gave Trump a trophy, really a participation trophy, sort of a mutual participation in dirtbaggery trophy, to put on display in the oval office. It's even painted in his favorite color, fake gold, just like all the others he has there along with the probaby free Home Depot wall crap. He'll have Marc Rubio dressed in a gold lame tutu prancing around the office dusting it off with a feather duster in no time.

But, of course, the wonderful Tom Adlesbach adaptation in tonight's meme really tells us what the FIFA people admire most about their giftee. Think about it: Anyone who would make such a gross gesture as to give The Diaper Don any kind of trophy is showing us that they feel at one with the guy. They are what he is and vice-versa. The media hacks should ask them if that's really the case, but they won't. They get the "Go Along To Get Along" trophy. Cardboard. Painted yellow.

Next though, will come the imitators of FIFA! I bet Jeff Bezos has already commissioned an "Amazon Peace Prize" and we shouldn't be shocked if that Zuckerberg knuckledragger has a trophy in the works too. This is how these people roll and I expect that we will see an endless line of total assclowns, the worst the world has to offer, fighting to be the next to present Traitor Don with a "Peace Prize." Chief "Justice" John Roberts? An "Immunity Peace Prize," of course! Trophies from all the lowest of the low! After all, we know that Trump's handler Vlad Putin has had a gold-cased set of SONY 1610s ready to go for years. Nice! If Trump is lucky, he'll be able to watch them and go down memory lane back to the good ol' days over and over again, knowing that those "Professional Pee Girls" have been tossed out of windows years ago. The reality is that now you will see a whole line of scumbag billionaires, CEOs, various insurance thieves, Wall Streeters, and bankster goon types all lined up outside the White House with bigger and bigger trophies. The line will be much like the line of filth meisters that's donated to the building of the new White House ballroom. Only, it will be longer; longer and longer every week.