"'You see,' Steve Bannon said. 'Goebbels.'"

What do our new-minted masters, those Thiel-driven souls, have in mind for us next?

Your Saturday Cartoons by Noah Personally, I can't imagine voting for the same person 3 times and not knowing what I was voting for, good, bad, or somewhere in between. You listen to the candidates. You analyze what they say, right down to their phrasing and tone of voice. More importantly, you look at what they've done both for the voters and themselves. You look at their eyes. You find out who they hang out with and how often. And, if they have children, there will be clues

...Making One Trainwreck Of A Country by Noah And soon, if he isn't stopped, he will make a trainwreck of the world. He will crash economic markets. He will use massive destabilization to cause wars. He is a madman and his people and followers are right there with him. On the 20th of this month, he will celebrate his demonic chaos and a whole year will have gone by without him being impeached, convicted, and removed from office, something that could have been done during any

GOP Christmas: A Deepening Stain Upon Humanity. by Noah The real Republican Messiah is here! With no wise men in sight. Just an endless line of bribers, scammers, and sycophants. Deviants of every kind!!! Yes, Trump is the real Republican messiah. He's the "great Republican white hope" and if he was anything less than that, they would have removed him from the scene years ago. But, alas, there is no depth to which Traitor Don can go that his party won't applaud. They see them

The 'What About When Traitor Trump Dies' Edition By Noah With any amount of much needed good fortune at all, America's Number One Domestic Terrorist and Traitor will be dead and tossed in a military burn pit with a few tons of other deadly toxic shit by this time next year, so, now's the time to give a republican, any republican, you have the grave misfortune to even be acquainted with, a little something they can always remember the object of their love and adoration by. Bel

Your Saturday Cartoon By Noah Traitor Trump attacks our military veterans, again? Of course he has. This time by eliminating 35,000 jobs at the Department of Veteran Affairs just in time for the holidays! Trump knows sadistic timing and he knows that cutting those jobs will cut the delivery of much needed services and benefits earned by those who served to not only protect us but even people like him. What else would you expect America's All-Time Number One Traitor to do? He

by Noah Even in the throes of his dementia, there's always a scheme behind anything said or, even more importantly, done by Traitor Don and his White House Mob Family. That also goes for his consiglieres in the nazified Roberts "Supreme" Court and his Congressional wiseguys, made men, made women, etc. You don't think Trump would pardon the world's biggest drug dealers (The Honduras guy for example) for no cash return in his own pockets, do you? Really? It's only normal to as

The 'Turn Your Home Into A Republican Whore House' Edition! by Noah 1. Why not give a Republikook you know Noah's Home Oval Office Official Transformation Starter Kit™ ! Looky here! You know Republican taste! This stuff's plenty cheap and garrish. We used to have Woolworths. Now we have amazon and Home Depot, both run by Nazi billionaire scumbag Trump donors, ie. Putinesque ass-licking traitors to America. You want chintzy? They've got all the crap your Repug relatives and a

Your Saturday Cartoon by Noah Why is SiriusXM still broadcasting Megyn Kelly's psychopathic garbage? The question really almost literally answers itself, of course. It's obvious that SiriusXM loves what she has to say and backs her to the hilt. She must be their kind of person. When a person on SiriusXM is so vile that she sees nothing wrong with the idea of uber-creepy rich politicians and businessmen aged 40 to 70+ passing 15 year old girls around for sex and not only suppo

And It's Really Going To Snowball Now! by Noah No Nobel! No problem! It was fitting that an organization as shamelessly corrupt as FIFA would make up a peace prize for a wannabe warlord who always has his hand out for graft. FIFA figures that if drug lords and murderers can get pardons just by slipping a hot million in cash into a Trump bank account on some Caribbean island they can get to have their soccer tournament in the good old U.S.A. not just now but in the future, wit

Your Saturday Cartoon by Noah It looks, more and more every damn day, that Republicans see an oath as little more than a couple of sheets of toilet paper, the thin, cheap hotel kind of course. Oh well, I'll just say that the amount that statement surprises you has a correlation in how ridiculously naive you may have been. In other words, that opening statement is totally true. Sad to say, there is no medication for that; only the harsh lessons of reality. Sadly, I think our

by Noah History may end up telling us that there are multiple correct answers to that question, if there is a history. It may even do that in the very near future. So many possibilities! That's just the way it is with today's world. I see all of this societal clusterphuck as more evidence that our species has gotten so stupid from ingesting microplastics and breathing chemically contaminated air that we are grinding to a halt after only 300,000 years. The dinosaurs lasted abo

GOP Clothing Suggestions! It's that time of year! Holiday time is upon us so why not get those gifts for republicans all lined up? Black Friday is coming and here's the first installment of this year's Holiday gift guide for Republicans! Gift to them the clothing they'll proudly wear every hour of the day! Show them that you really do understand exactly who and what they are. by Noah 1. The Republican Pedo Fan Hat! - Anyone who ever wore a MAGA hat or voted republican is pro

Sunday Thoughts by Noah Give Traitor Don some credit! He knows his own grifting kind! They know he can be easily bought off. In 2001, the Saudi royals financed the attacks on the WTC and the Pentagon and here they are having a grand old party time laughing it up right in the oval office. And that was just a few days after Trump welcomed a former head of Al Qaeda into the White House. How sick is that. Remember when he tried to invite The Taliban to Camp David? Too bad Osama b

by Noah "For score and twenty years ago." Lincoln "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." FDR "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." JFK "Quiet Piggy!" Trump Yeesh, and we all thought "I did not have sex..." was bad. At least we knew Clinton was lying and why. But, damn, I almost have to think that even some of The Diaper Don's tens of millions of supporters would like their fellow brain dead nutcase to come up with somethin

Michael Wolff on how he wants to be judged

by Noah Don't you just love how so many Christians get up in the morning and put on a cross and feel that entitles them to be complete, 100% assholes the rest of the day? I don't know. It's just an observation of mine; an observation that hasn't changed one bit over the course of my life. I was about 9 or 10 when I first noticed it, so, yeah... been a long, long time. I guess it's why so many of them join up, not that they're the only fanatical loons in the world. To put it a

by Noah Regardless of where the horrific saga of Jeffrey Epstein and all his vile fellow dirtbags from the political and financial worlds goes from here, the names of his various promoters, facilitators, apologists, and protectors should never be forgotten. Chief among the latter will always be the two disgraceful human monstrosities pictured above. Imagine what kind of people sign up to protect pedophiles and there you have it. You're looking at it when you look at Pam Bond

Sunday Thoughts by Noah The Diaper Don keeps going on and on about wanting to get to Heaven . Sooo, what's crazier? Him maybe thinking there really is a heaven or, him thinking he'd really be allowed in? Nope, Donnie, the only thing that awaits you is the tacky gold painted coffin that you've already had made and festooned with crappy fake gold Home Depot decorations just like the ones you've put all over the oval office and the rest of White House. Goddamn, do I feel sorry f