Midnight Meme Of The Day! White House Introduces Its Official Trump Portrait!

A Picture Worth A Billion Words!

by Noah

Dateline Washington, DC:

At a press gathering in the White House today, Trump Spokeswoman Karoline Himmler announced that the quickly infamous picture of her boss giving the finger to an autoworker at a FORD plant in Michigan earlier this week would now be the official Trump portrait and is already hanging in the White House's newly created Hall Of President Trump. When asked what the Hall Of President Trump is, Ms. Himmler replied,

"That's easy! Remember when we showed all you sniveling boot lickers that hallway full of pictures of all the past presidents? Well, our Dear Leader decreed, rightly so, that, since he is by far the greatest president the world has ever seen, all of those pictures should be removed and burned in a dumpster. In their places now will be nothing but multiple copies of this glorious portrait of President Trump flipping the bird to all who pass by. It's only fitting, since it conveys our number one message to the world and all of those other presidents lack any comparative significance whatsoever to Oh Great Donald!"

Continuing on, Ms. Himmler added,

"It is also important to note that, not only does this portrait represent the attitude of Mr. Trump towards one autoworker, it also represents his totally righteous attitude towards the whole country and the world, especially shithole places like Venezuela, Canada, Greenland, and Cuba, especially Greenland and other countries like Minnesota. And everyone in those places that didn't vote for him. Commies, commies, commies, and other democrats. In fact, this glorious gold-framed portrait, eagerly taxpayer funded, I might add, will now be the sum total of all future Republican Party platforms. We have had decades of political campaigns being centered just around buzzwords and buzz slogans but leave it to the genius of President Trump to introduce the concept of buzz hand gestures! The man is a pioneer! He has broken new ground again! And, we plan a massive billboard campaign around this portrait which we are so proud of as should every American be, or else."

For those of you who are interested, Trump 2028 & Beyond, Inc. is now offering copies of the Official Trump Portrait in wallet size, desk size, and the ever popular Trump Lawn Display™ size! All broadcasts on FOX, RT, Newsmax, and all Sinclair and CBS network stations will also now feature the Trump flipping the bird photo as a 24-hour backdrop while Air Force One and the Lincoln Memorial will also be painted with a facsimile image.

A statement from the board of the FORD Motor Company praised the portrait, saying,

"We have suspended the worker who called Dear Leader a "pedophile protector" and are pleased that our president is using the picture taken at our plant for such grand reasons. We are proud to not only be at one with him when it comes to protecting our fellow pedophiles and pedo protectors, we are pleased to renew our commitment to all things Nazi just like our founder Henry Ford did all those decades ago when he so enthusiastically supported the original Hilter! Long live the coming reich!"