A Picture Worth A Billion Words! by Noah Dateline Washington, DC: At a press gathering in the White House today, Trump Spokeswoman Karoline Himmler announced that the quickly infamous picture of her boss giving the finger to an autoworker at a FORD plant in Michigan earlier this week would now be the official Trump portrait and is already hanging in the White House's newly created Hall Of President Trump. When asked what the Hall Of President Trump is, Ms. Himmler replied, "T

The 'What About When Traitor Trump Dies' Edition By Noah With any amount of much needed good fortune at all, America's Number One Domestic Terrorist and Traitor will be dead and tossed in a military burn pit with a few tons of other deadly toxic shit by this time next year, so, now's the time to give a republican, any republican, you have the grave misfortune to even be acquainted with, a little something they can always remember the object of their love and adoration by. Bel

by Noah Don't you just love how so many Christians get up in the morning and put on a cross and feel that entitles them to be complete, 100% assholes the rest of the day? I don't know. It's just an observation of mine; an observation that hasn't changed one bit over the course of my life. I was about 9 or 10 when I first noticed it, so, yeah... been a long, long time. I guess it's why so many of them join up, not that they're the only fanatical loons in the world. To put it a