Midnight Meme Of The Day! American Farmers Getting The Screwing They Voted For!

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by Noah

Personally, I can't imagine voting for the same person 3 times and not knowing what I was voting for, good, bad, or somewhere in between. You listen to the candidates. You analyze what they say, right down to their phrasing and tone of voice. More importantly, you look at what they've done both for the voters and themselves. You look at their eyes. You find out who they hang out with and how often. And, if they have children, there will be clues to be found there as well. It doesn't take but a few minutes to do all that, and, if you don't then it's clear that you have no respect for yourself, your vote, and the people who died for your right to use it. It's a character issue; which brings us to today's American farmers who are complaining and whining about how their beloved Traitor Don is treating them.

Here's an open letter from me to American farmers:

Dear American Farmers, you saw how your chosen one treated you with the effects of his needless trade war during his first term and you stupidly voted for him again, and again after that. 3 strike, yer out! You're getting what you voted for. You voted your hate, your "values." You voted on your character or lack thereof. The power of your hate and bigotry superseded everything else, even the wellbeing of your families. You got the man you so identify with and you're dragging the rest of us along with you every bit as much as hideous scumbags billionaires like Elon Musk, Peter Thiele, Jeff Bezos, and Jeff Zuckerberg are. Now you want sympathy from us? Really? How much further beyond the pale will you go on that? That last one is called a rhetorical question by the way.

I do feel bad that family farms have been dying off. That's been going on for decades as behemoth corporate agribusiness assert their power over small farms not unlike mafias do to small businesses in urban and suburban areas. I also feel bad that even the better (to use a term loosely) of the 2 major political parties has only done the minimum or bare minimum to hold back that wave, and I feel bad that any new party made up of members of our declining species wouldn't be any better, but to vote for Traitor Don and all his congressional wiseguys and wisegals? That's one hell of a game of Russian Roulette (literally) with at least 5 bullets in the chambers. You spun that chamber 3 times and you thought you'd escape? Man! I have to assume you have no brains to shoot out to begin with. And, somehow you know it?

Look, a lot of us non-farmers have had some tomato plants and grown a few heads of lettuce. We know that you can even grow radishes in a window box, but we're small scale and can pick our own. In fact, we've occasionally handed our neighbors a few samples of the crops and we've never expected a handout of cash from them to do so. I believe that's something your conservative minds would call communism or whatever. Yeah, I know that you operate, or did operate on a much much bigger scale. Now that you've gotten what you voted for, your field hands have been deliberately disappeared by your man's gestapo and you have no one to milk the cows. I just saw one of you morons complaining on TV about that latter problem. I know you could not have possibly thought your cows would milk themselves, right? Like I said, no brains to shoot out to begin with.

Meanwhile, China isn't buying your soybeans. Ask yourselves who did that to you. While you're at it, ask yourselves who's getting the kickbacks for setting that up. Who's getting a cut from China? In what form? Ditto Argentina? The Trumps are nothing if but totally transactional, and, smile, you lose every time. Ah, but now at least (and I mean least) you're allegedly getting to divide up $12 Billion (You'll get a small share if any at all) and every penny of it is coming from our tax dollars, yes, including yours, too! That's called socialism, ie. something you vehemently decry when you go to vote. But, wait, there's more: You American farmers are out to the tune of $40 Billion, not $12 Billion. How's that all workin' for you? You've been used. Where's that other $28 Billion going? Not to you. Not even theoretically. Not to me, either. In fact, at least $20 Billion of that remaining $28 Billion is already going to some Trump pal that runs Argentina. Maybe the other $8 Billion is, too. Maybe even more! There's a lot of talk about that! Of course, that $8 Billion may also already be in some sort of Trump Crypto account. Well done. Well done!!! Don't bother with the "Please, sir, can I have another" stage. This is "You broke it. You own it."

There's nothing like participating in a scam devised by the nation's Number One Con Man and getting the shaft.

Happy New Year!

Your pal (not really),

Noah