Midnight Meme Of The Day! Greenland? The Danish Solution!

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by Noah

It's only natural these days to wake up in the morning with all sorts of thoughts about what would make the coming day a very fine day indeed! A lot of people throughout the world now wake up and wonder, "Is he dead, yet?" I have to admit, though, that I am not one of those per se. You see, as you might well imagine, my fantasies about the demise of America's Number One Terrorist are more detailed. I won't be happy if the cholesterol finally does its job and he dies in his sleep. That's way to clean and simple. No, for months now, I have dreamed of a better world where someone with true patriotism and a conscience sends Seal Team Six into the White House some afternoon during a cabinet meeting and rounds up every single member of the Trump administration they can find and trucks them to somewhere that makes Alligator Alcatraz look like a 5-Star hotel. Hell, they got bin Laden, is that too much to ask?

Then, a week or so ago, I came upon this editorial cartoon by the great David Horsey. Yeah, let the Danes do it! Send in the vikings! That's a natural! And, as Horsey says, the precedent has not just already been set, it's been set by the ideal target of such a scenario. The irony is delicious! No ketchup necessary!