The 'What About When Traitor Trump Dies' Edition By Noah With any amount of much needed good fortune at all, America's Number One Domestic Terrorist and Traitor will be dead and tossed in a military burn pit with a few tons of other deadly toxic shit by this time next year, so, now's the time to give a republican, any republican, you have the grave misfortune to even be acquainted with, a little something they can always remember the object of their love and adoration by. Bel

The 'Turn Your Home Into A Republican Whore House' Edition! by Noah 1. Why not give a Republikook you know Noah's Home Oval Office Official Transformation Starter Kit™ ! Looky here! You know Republican taste! This stuff's plenty cheap and garrish. We used to have Woolworths. Now we have amazon and Home Depot, both run by Nazi billionaire scumbag Trump donors, ie. Putinesque ass-licking traitors to America. You want chintzy? They've got all the crap your Repug relatives and a

The 'Do You Know Any Repugs That Can Read' Edition by Noah 1. For this installment, it seems only perfect that I should start with the Jonathan Karl "Tired Of Winning" book shown above. I know it's a couple of years old now but as the disease of Trumpism, Republicanism, Nazism, or whatever synonym you wish to choose weighs the American ideal down more than ever, I feel it belongs on this year's gift list. It's horrific that so many people ignored the warning signs delineate

Toys For Nazi Youth! by Noah 1. The Trump Baby Action Figure! - See above! Why not send a message to any youthful Nazi that tells them exactly how you see them; whiny little bitches with sub-human mental development. Perfect. while you're at it, why not do a little something to make it even more realistic. Next, give them a nice little Trump stocking stuffer that's almost like being there! 2. The Art Of The Pin! - What kid doesn't like to play with little stuffed animals an

GOP Clothing Suggestions! It's that time of year! Holiday time is upon us so why not get those gifts for republicans all lined up? Black Friday is coming and here's the first installment of this year's Holiday gift guide for Republicans! Gift to them the clothing they'll proudly wear every hour of the day! Show them that you really do understand exactly who and what they are. by Noah 1. The Republican Pedo Fan Hat! - Anyone who ever wore a MAGA hat or voted republican is pro

by Noah Sunday Thoughts: At last! The perfect bible for Republicans! This is the kind of bible our psychopathic president would read, if...