by Noah ...Who ya gonna call? I seriously doubt that the Middle Aged Riot guy would really ever have to worry about Tucker Carlson getting any of his organs since it's obvious by now that if ol' Tucker Tiki Torch needed an organ transplant, his pal Vladimir Putin would provide him one from some black market Russian organ harvesting cartel. No doubt that Tucker's bosses at FOX "News" would happily pay the tab, too. But...Just think of the expression of puzzlement and consternation on Tucker's face if you could ever tell him that his new organ came from a non-caucasian!
