Midnight Meme Of The Day! Militant J6-er Josh Hawley Gets What He Campaigned For

And So Do His Constituents! 

by Noah

I'm sorry, but look at that head. It's a head only fit for a guillotine and then a future as a doorstop in a barn. Let the flies have their way. Why do I feel this way? Easy. $enator Josh Hawley cheered on the murderous mob that his pal Donnie sent into the Capitol Building in their attempted overthrow of the United States. He's a traitor just like his bossman. God knows how many Russian rubles have found their way into his pockets. The irony is that, although he had to wait four years, he got his wish and his man is back in office. Didn't even have to kill any cops this time. He could have just bided his time and relied on the treasonous, self-destroying attitudes and aptitudes of 77,000,000 like minded Nazi-loving douchebags. Again, I'm sorry. Am I being too kind?

What has set me off this time? You may ask but if you do I might think less of you. You see, Hawley's incessant whining has been all over any news source worth watching, reading, or listening to. Hawley campaigned for Trump like he campaigned for himself and he campaigned for everything in Project 2025, every damn word. Yes, Hawley is a Nazi. 

Ah, but now comes another example of his terrible lack of character. By that I mean his total, 100% hypocrisy. You see, now that he got his wish and got his master in charge again, some terrible storms have hit and decimated large swaths of his state, aka Missouri (a dumbass goofball state that voted for Trump three times!) and he kept asking for FEMA help knowing he was against it before he was for it if it might assure him some votes now that he's decided he wants to be president after the Orange Menace To Society finally does the world a solid and keels over dead in the oval office, bursting his diaper when he hits the floor. Damn, I may even want to be there for just a few seconds to see it if that were to ever happen. Just a few seconds. I hate gagging over unpleasant smells. Don't worry, I'd wear one of those giant ponchos and a clear hood like they used to do at those Gallagher shows.

Unlike the pre-Trump days, it took a week and a half before Hawley's master very reluctantly acquiesced to any funds at all. Imagine being without clean water and decent shelter and supplies for 10 days in America, in all sorts of weather! Imagine that's what you voted for. 10 days! Richest country in the world run by a party that relishes the ol' FU. Unless you have a billion dollars that is. Now Josh wants more! "Please sir, can I have another!" Keep begging Josh. Keep begging, but with all the tariffs and all, I just can't afford any thoughts or prayers for you or anyone who voted for you. Oh, and Josh, hurricane season is officially beginning this Saturday. It's coming like clockwork and you can't out run the calendar. No one can.