Your Saturday Cartoon:
Every critter has a shithole just as every car that moseys down the street, backfiring, sputtering or not, has a tailpipe to rid itself of whatever nasty waste products it creates along the way. Not to be outdone by anyone, here in the United States, we have at least two. We call them Texas and Florida. Sorry Alabama, your efforts are mighty but... Well, let's just say Flor-i-duh gets the prize today.