Midnight Meme Of The Day! Trump Using Our Money To Buy Daddy Putin's Love?

Diaper Don Goes Full Russia Russia Russia With Ballroom Plan!

By Noah

Like so many people I know, I hope to live long enough to spit on the grave of the worst traitor this country has ever known; the worst by far. I would say piss on his grave but I know he would like that. Assuming that our species lasts much longer, it's safe to say that future shrinks will publicly or secretly study his words and deeds as long as we have studied the fall of Rome at the hands of its worst emperors. Books and books and books will focus on the betrayals of America by every member of his administrations, plus his collaborators in Congress and the courts. Those who stood by and thought merely writing "strong letters" was enough should not go unexamined and unscathed either. Then there are the people who pull their puppet strings and grease their hairy palms. The voters, too? You bet. You already know what I think of the average voter. They're cut from the same rotting log as the stay at homes.

So anyway, the ballroom comparison you see in the above meme certainly does tell a bigly story of who and what owns Trump's horrifyingly sick and twisted soul i.e. Russia Russia Russia, as he would say. But there are indications that there could be more to the story. Something just doesn't smell right, like Trump himself.

And, there is more to the story. What I've gleaned from a bit of research and seen myself even in the recent past tells me that a building cost of $1000 per square foot is very high. So, if the budget for Trump's shiny new circa 90,000 square foot penis compensation palace is now $300,000,000, which it is, that's, at the least, even with me rounding up the total square footage several thousand feet to a generous 100,000 square feet, a per square foot cost of $3000. So, what's all the money for? Trump's pockets? A classic money laundering backroom? Yeah. No doubt that's part of it but that $300,000,000 amount is one huge flashing red neon sign. True, I'm not an architect but, over the years, I have picked up a little (very little) knowledge about building costs and renovation costs and done the math in my head. Often, I have done this just to cynically (some may say) figure out how much my employer was spending for the newest corner office moron but that's an aside. When you work at these companies that pattern themselves after "Idiocracy," you have to find an occasional dark amusement and that was one of mine. Call it a side benefit of working at 4 corporations during a long career. Every time a new boss comes in, the carpenters come with them. So, there you are, I have, as they say, "done my research."

OK, to be fair, and, as I've shown again, I'm always fair, $300,000,000 is a sh*t ton of money, a lot of it is our money, to spend on this gilded literal Mar-a-Lago whore house for administration figures and their scumbag billionaire owners, some of whom are, again to be fair, donating money that will, maybe, go to offset some of the costs and gain them favors from the orange El Presidente. It now looks like not all of the $300,000,000 is going into Trump's stinking pockets. Emphasis looks like, as long as we don't look too closely. Remember the time when little Donnie ran to the White House bunker and locked the door when BLM people were protesting the police brutality involved in the death of George Floyd? For Trump, it was just another literal lose your sh*t momrnt. I'm guessing the ventilation in the old bunker wasn't too good that day. For us, that was the day most Americans started to hear that the White House had quite that underground bunker and now we know where it is, right under the East Wing. Surprise surprise, some of the money appears to be going into a new bunker. Why the hell didn;t they just say so? Bunker refurbishing? that brings a whole new tsunami of questions. My biggest one, is that, knowing how lax Trump is about security, will there really be any? This is an assclown that carries an unsecure phone around in his pocket. It only starts there. I can't wait to hear how he saved money on shielding and wiring. Christ, any new president, if we ever have one will have to have Trump's refurbished bunker ripped apart and debugged on Day One. Can't have some hotline listening system that goes straight to the Russian or Chinese embassies now, can we? Or Elon Musk's satellites for that matter. Admit it, none of it would surprise you with these people.

Addendum: Knowing Trump's history, will all the contractors get paid?

Addendum Two: Does the reason he wants a new bunker have anything to do with what he's already started to do to the American people and what he obviously plans to do as things go on down the path we're on? Is he afraid that some very large swarm of we the people might come looking to drag him out of his new bunker? That we the people might try to break in through some thick bombshelter kind of doors to drag him out? Why bother? Once he's there, it would be a lot easier to just surround the place and seal off the exit routes. Let him rot among his piled up used diapers and greasy fast food wrappings.