by Noah Love waits for... Intermission? A fresh bucket of popcorn? The hood of a car in the parking lot? The House Of Representatives cloakroom? Matt Gaetz's candy van? Too bad Lauren's 16 year old son didn't have one of these nifty purity rings before he knocked up his 15 year old girlfriend! I can see it now, though! Lauren "Grand Junction" Boebert will be setting up a card table in a dark alley somewhere. Here potential marks will walk by and hear, "Pssst! Wanna buy a ring?"
Be very careful though. Enter the dark alley at your own risk. Not only might the ring be a cheap fake but you might end up being asked to show on a doll where Ms. Boebert touched you.
PS. Has New York's Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand called for Lauren Boebert to resign yet? Not as of this writing. It's been a while. How 'bout Bob Menendez? Oh, I guess in her book, Al Franken was worse than either. Gee, I guess she only went after Franken because she saw him as a threat to her non-existent chance at being the Democratic nominee for prez. Shocker! Not.