Midnight Meme Of The Day! The Movie Washington Fears The Most!

The Number One Movie In The White House!

by Noah

Need a movie to go see this weekend? Already seen that wonderful Superman movie that Republicans are hating on because Superman is an immigrant and believes in goodness, kindness and all those other dastardly "woke" things? How 'bout "Pedos Of The Caribbean?" Damn, that poster looks great! My only complaint about it is that they made the four starring pedos look so much better than they really look in person but that's Hollywood for ya. And, don't worry! There will always be plenty of sequels! New additions to the cast every time! No parties ignored! Imagine if they gave a State Of The Union speech and all the seats were empty due to lifetime prison sentences for child rape! If only! Ok, maybe just 85%. I mean, you know that has to be the reason the details of this shit have been kept buried all this time! House Repugs even voted for further suppression of the Epstein Client List on Monday. Dear Washington, If you think I'm wrong, prove it. 

Addendum: Turns out that Donnie the Perv and Pedo-Protector Pam Bondi have fired Maurene Comey the DOJ prosecutor that prosecuted their pals Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein. I'm shocked! Shocked I tell ya! Seriously, though, I hope that Ms. Comey has plenty of security around her. She knows more details about any real Epstein lists and files than we may ever know and there's no telling what a mobster like Trump and his White House minions might try.