by Noah
Republicans love their flags! Whether it's a cherished family heirloom like a Nazi swastika flag or the dear ol' slave flag of the Confederacy, you can always count on Republicans showing up at the next "tourist" event or lowering neighborhood property values with some flags to wave and they keep adding to the assortment! There's desecrated Old Glory flags with Trump's bloated crazy face. There's flags of a super buff Trump driving a tank or suggestively fondling a grenade launcher. There's the bigly oversized blue Trump Nazi flag available in either 2020 or 2024 versions. There's the misappropriated "Don't Tread On Me" flag and, of course, the "Blue Lives Matter" American flag with the blue stripe that they carried to the Capitol Building while cheering the beatings of cops and chanting "Kill him with his own gun! Kill him with his own gun!" And, if not that, tasering cops until they suffer heart attacks. And let us never forget how Republicans mounted American flags on poles with sharpened tips and literally used them to stab the officers defending the Capitol Building!
Ah, but that just wasn't enough for the Repug anti-vax caucus. Republicans live in their own sicko reality full of alternate "did my own research" preventive measures for the COVID plague! No more light bulbs up the ass! Well, for most of them. And you can bet that bleach is still on the menu but now it's urine drinking that's #1. Alright! Way to go Republicans! I gotta say, I bet losing your sense of taste and smell to COVID comes in real handy when you're drinking pee! Guzzle up!