by Noah
The mob takes the fifth. If you're innocent, why do you take the fifth?
-GOP mob boss Donald "Traitor Don" Trump on the campaign trail in 2016-
Looking and acting more like deceased New York mob boss Vinnie "The Chin" Gigante every day, Traitor Don reported for questioning in New York on Wednesday and took the fifth and astounding 440 times. 440!!! I can hear it now!
No one takes the 5th like me. It's never been done before. I take the 5th better than anybody. Everybody's saying. It was a perfect 5th. A perfect 5th. That I can tell you. Believe me.
I bet all of the mafia Dons in Hell stood up and applauded. Of course that comment from me about dead Dons is speculation. However, what's not speculation is that nearly any Republican you can name has stood up and applauded for their Don. All you have to do is turn on FOX "News" or, if you have access to it, their inspiration Russian State Television and see for yourself, if you can stomach it.
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