Midnight Meme Of The Day! The Hilarious Idea Of Trump Wanting To Get To Heaven

Sunday Thoughts

by Noah

The Diaper Don keeps going on and on about wanting to get to Heaven. Sooo, what's crazier? Him maybe thinking there really is a heaven or, him thinking he'd really be allowed in? Nope, Donnie, the only thing that awaits you is the tacky gold painted coffin that you've already had made and festooned with crappy fake gold Home Depot decorations just like the ones you've put all over the oval office and the rest of White House. Goddamn, do I feel sorry for any worms that burrows into your final resting place only to discover it's you. You'll never see worms slither away screaming faster than those guys, that I can tell you, believe me!

Anyway, Dear Donnie, once you do the entire known universe a bigly favor and fart your last breath, I'm sure you'll get to reunite with your ol' dead pal Jeffrey and you might have some 'splainin' to do. Whatever. Who knows? One thing for pretty sure is that, no matter how it came about, Jeffrey really did die for your sins, didn't he. Well... at least a few tons of them. Not to be judgemental or anything, but the amount of sins you carry around amount to a lot more than one man, even a scumbag like Jeffrey Epstein, can carry around.