Midnight Meme Of The Day! The Bag Lady From Tennessee
I'm not a person who normally makes a habit of commenting on another person's appearance but, when you choose the total asshole lifestyle, make extra efforts at being the most horrid person you can be, and then go proudly display it on national TV for four days straight, well then, all bets are off. I mean, just look at this nasty little Republican freak! If you saw Marsha Blackburn on the street, what would you think?
So... what about these Republican cocaine orgies? I'll just assume that Clarence Thomas deejays with his bestiality porn collection but who pairs off with whom? It's gotta be like sex party at The Munsters house. Think about it. "Ted" Cruz and Moscow Mitch? Rick Scott, Sean Hannity, and Marsha Blackburn in a three-way? Marco Rubio and Lindsey Graham? You know Matt Gaetz must be bringing a couple of high school sophomores. Have they invited Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema, yet? Does Brett Kavanaugh do it while wearing a beer hat? Does Laura Ingraham do her full "Ilsa She Wolf Of The SS" act? Marjorie Three Toes Greene, you ask? Easy. Just circle back to what I said about Clarence Thomas.