Midnight Meme Of The Day! That's One Great Alcatraz Fit For Trump!

And One Great Alcatraz For Mankind!

by Noah

Yeah, it's a fixer upper but let's not get carried away. Kinda looks great the way it is, no? It's perfect for Trump. Put a couple of columns in front of it. Add a few tacky gold appointments, tell him it's the new West Coast White House and move the whole damn sleazeball Nazi Trump administration right in. Now, let's not give them any heat or hot water. Treat them like his DOGE Boys treat us. Let them all breathe that nice salt air! Food you ask? Well it was gonna be "Meals On Wheels" but he himself did away with that program, so let's arrange for a monthly fast food airdrop and make sure it's just not enough for them all. They can tear each other apart or hang themselves for all I care. And in case he starts thinking about escaping, just tell him about all the giant sharks in the surrounding waters.

Addendum:

Regarding the election of Pope Leo XIV; it appears that Republicans are so upset about "the wokeness of the new Pope" that you'd think they'd witnessed someone giving food or healthcare to a sick and starving child.