by Noah
As if it wasn't crystal clear already, the picture we have of Mike Johnson, the latest darling of the Republican Party is coming more and more into focus at a faster and faster rate, like a steel ball of barbed and poisoned spikes racing downhill at America. Treason is as treason does. Putin couldn't do it better himself. This is why the House Nazis unanimously voted him in as Speaker. And, admit it, can't you just see all those Christo-Nazis in his district getting all boozed up and driving their pick-ups to the polls to vote for him? They probably didn't even bother to take off their hoods and sheets.
Mike Johnson and all those in Congress and at home who have voted for him seem to be going out of their way to show us that they may be the most fetid essence of what it means to be a Republican in the 21st century. Johnson better watch out now, though. This is going to become an ugly competition as the Nazis in our midst all jump into the fray in order to out Johnson Johnson and everyone in the world will suffer as a result. Traitor Don himself is no doubt watching, maybe even with a little twinge of jealousy or fear that he might not be seen as the nation's #1 Nazi anymore.
The chaos exemplified by everything from stone crazy Lindsey Graham's damning assessment of Trump being quickly followed his full-throated support to the taking of 15 House votes to come up with Johnson's predecessor who could only manage to last ten months is just a hint of what's coming now. Forget McCarthy's elbowing of a fellow Nazi in the hallways. Forget a goofball $enator challenging a hearing witness to a physical fight. These monkeys will be literally throwing their shit at each other in the coming months if not weeks. It's who they are. Place your bets now as to which one does it first. After all, their voters did it in the halls of the Capitol building nearly three years ago and politicians always want to show us how in touch they are with their constituents.
Which brings us to Mike Johnson's latest moral atrocity. He's now publicly stated that he plans on openly engaging in obstruction of justice and who's going to stop him in a House Of Representatives that he's running ala any tinpot dictator ever has ever run a fiefdom. He's blotting the faces of his fellow traitors who participated in his own party's violent, murderous attempted coup of 1/6/21 in hopes they won't be identified; as if there aren't other copies of the film and pictures of the day. He also wants to "edit" the film for presentation during the 2024 campaign season of course; the purpose being to show the lighter side of that horrid day of treason and terror, you know, the happy tourist part. Yeah, like when I'm a tourist somewhere, I always go piss on the murals, bear spray some police, gouge out some eyes, and yell, "Kill him with his own gun!"
It gets better than that: We have a Schrodinger's type of paradox. According to their own words, what we have now is a whole damn Republican Party that says, and intends to convince us, that the 1/6 coup attempt was a peaceful gathering of law-abiding American tourists that was also at the same time (if anyone was naive or stupid enough to believe what comes out of republican mouths these days) a violent "Deep State" plot organized and led by the FBI and executed by "Antifa" along with the usual Marxists, Commies, Violent Trans People (VTP), School Teachers, Librarians, Book Store Owners (BTO) and Black Lives Matter (BLM).
Hmmm, of course BLM. That one's always said with extra vehemence. For republicans, it's always time to blame people of color and/or their allies when trouble happens. Funny, though, I didn't see many faces of color under those little red Nazi hats, did you? I guess that's why Mike Johnson wants to blur those faces. Tell ya what, Mike. Instead of "blurring" them, adding sepia tone, or whatever it is you want to do because you don't want them identified, just put a white hood over each one. It'll be more accurate. Might save you some time and taxpayer money, too.
Addendum: By the way, I wish the media would stop calling those who participated in the attempted 1/6 overthrow "rioters." Call them what they are, TRAITORS. Every one of them.