by Noah In case you haven't already, meet Harriet Hageman, the GOP's new star and candidate for the House Of Representatives from a state full of lunatics called Wyoming. Now, I'm not normally one to judge people by their physical appearance, and certainly Hageman is more than enough of a loon to be judged either on her all-encompassing batshit craziness or her severe personality defects alone but, well, this specimen of republican freakshowness breaks the wacko meter! I mean, if you see something, say something, right? Just look at those eyes! Windows to the soul? You bet! Certifiable! Absolutely! And just think how Wyoming's Republican Party looked her over and decided that they can't wait to send her to Washington as the best they have to offer. This is what happens when a country normalizes that traitorous gooey orange freak we had in the White House for four years, not to mention that catatonic wax dummy with the fly on its head or Lindsey Graham, Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Traitor Greene, Paul Gosar, Louie Gohment or "Ted" Cruz and on and on. It's a whole carny row of sideshow freaks and they're all ready to welcome Harriet to the Capitol Building. Funny how every circus seems to always crave a new attraction.
Oh, and by the way, Harriet's two-headed alien grandparents appeared in the March 3,1961 episode of The Twilight Zone. Here they are pictured below in "Mr. Dingle, The Strong."