Midnight Meme Of The Day! Republican Dream: Starve The Children!!!

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By Noah

So, you thought the GOP's ending of the "Meals On Wheels" program would be the end of the Republican Party's food deprivation jihad? You thought they'd stop with elderly citizens? Do you ever wonder when a barely theoretical Republican Party "Starve The Children Telethon" will begin on FOX? As I began writing this, fittingly on Halloween, the next day, November 1st was the day that money earmarked for feeding 42 Million American citizens in dire need, 16 Million of which are kids, was scheduled to be disappeared faster than even immigrant children are being kidnapped by the Republican ICE Gestapo and taken to people unknown and places unknown for purposes we can guess.

The end of SNAP is literally all but the end of food security or any food at all for all those millions of our fellow Million American citizens. "Cruelty Is The Point" is a key Republican Mantra. It's a religious mantra to them. Do you doubt that? Look at this another way: What kind of people, after promising to lower food prices and then deliberately instituting policies that raise them, then moves to end food security for millions by ending SNAP, then goes and disingenuously tells those millions, they can go to food banks to get food, and then, with breathtaking cruelty and psychopathology, stops all federal food supplies to those food banks. That means that Republicans literally want Americans in need to go to food banks so they will be told to their faces to go home and that the shelves are empty; all while making healthcare impossible for them, too. That's a damn good definition of sadism, folks. You can hear the laughter coming from the White House. You'd be able to hear it from the halls of Congress, except there's no one there and may not be for a very long time, months at the least. One of the most evil Americans anywhere ever, Speaker Mike Johnson has deliberately made the House of so-called Representatives all but totally irrelevant in the service of Traitor Trump's ongoing coup. All part of the power mad plan to get rid of a whole previously pesky branch of government. Go ahead, can you say coup? You might as well get in some extra practice! The Supreme Court? Once John Roberts, the Court's Chief Nazi, told Trump he can do any damn thing he wants, it became obvious that the only job Roberts and his comrades have is to enjoy the perks and collect their bribes. Their silence is golden to Traitor Trump, in sooo many ways.

My guess is that the theoretical telethon I alluded to would be on Thanksgiving weekend. After all, what conservative has any sense of irony? Don't agree? As one of their insidious kind used to say, "Prove Me Wrong." Of course, every dime that would be pledged on any GOP-FOX "Starve The Children Telethon" would just go to, as Trump would say, a "charity." You know, like his own "charities" that he and his family use as personal slush funds. This one would be some "charity" with a secret real name like "Re-Elect Congressional Republicans" or should I say "appoint," and it would be used solely for that type of purpose, but, without a doubt, only after the Trumps had siphoned out at least 3/4s of it. Of course, the "Starve The Children Telethon" would be hosted by Little Marco Rubio since he has so much experience openly planning, along with his fellow psychos Trump and Musk, the starvation of ten times tens of thousands of African children to death. Marco Rubio, another mass murderer from Hell Hole Florida; what a shocker.

We all know or should know by now that the Republican Party is the Party Of Psychopaths. 77 Million of 'em voted for what you see in tonight's meme while millions of other potential voters that could have countered them chose personal impotence and ineffectually stayed home in some sort of totally nihilistic and perverse acquiescence. Oh, they'll make excuses, but that only adds to their nihilism account. Starvation. Right here. Like those who openly support any repug from Trump on down, starving children doesn't bother them either.

Most of the 77 Million who have voted for Trump have done so not once but three times now. So, it's obvious that they are adamant in their own psychopathy and their worship of their psychotic Dear Leader. Over that time, that chosen Dear Leader has always made sure his voters knew exactly what he was and they didn't just like it, they loved it. Again, not just once, but as I said, three damn times. And you know they'd do it a fourth time if the chance they are currently dreaming of ever actually presents itself; assuming we ever have real elections again, that is. What is being inflicted on America is the culmination of 60 years of republican dreams, exacerbated by a party or parties that think opposition consists of writing "strong letters" or running candidates that don't excite people enough.

Sure, food security was only one of the multitude of issues on the ballot in recent elections but that's the one I've focused on tonight. Also, I have said this before and I need to throw it in again: I do not see any reason to make a distinction between MAGA and Republican. The continuation of that is a media scam. There's no need for the designation of MAGA anymore and there hasn't been for years now. It was only a convenient coverup word for Nazi anyway. MAGA and Republican are completely one in the same. At heart, they have been for decades, even before we ever heard the word MAGA. What's in a name? They are just two different ways of saying Nazi and they have proven that over and over again. Polls? F*ck the polls! Lots of people will tell you that Traitor Don is losing favor with Republicans but when I see those republicans actually vote against their beloved orange asswipe, only then will I beleive it and that will be the only poll that matters either way. Until then, polls, at least here in the U.S., are all diaper fermented bullcrap designed to push a particular agenda. Just a few months ago here in New York City, the polls had a vile p.o.s. named Cuomo handedly defeating Zohran Mamdani in the Democratic primary which Mamdani won by a mile. By the time you read this, we may know if Mamdani will be New York's next mayor, or not. He allegedly had a big lead going into this week's election. Big enough to beat his two competitors? As for the 2028 presidential race, we will have to wait and see what actually happens if Dear Leader runs, "legally" or not, and comes up short. Trump would be happy to burn the whole country to the ground, and not just for that. We're rapdly approaching the day where he'll do it just for fun and vengeance against the world anyway. I bet his sick mind has moved way beyond just nuking hurricanes.

In the meantime, House Speaker/Diaper Don's Deputy Chief Pedo Protector Mike Johnson has made it obvious that he has no intention of ever bringing the House back in session, not just because he could save children and their parents from starving to death but because it would bring about a vote to show us The Epstein Files if they even still exist. Yes, right there you have a major driving force of the Republican Party. They would rather starve children to death rather than expose their pedophile benefactors or fellow pedophiles. Starving children and raping children. That's a classic win-win for today's republicans. Over in the $enate, Majority Leader John Thune is the same. To show you how evil these two knuckledraggin' goons are, as of this past Friday morning, there was a USDA fund of 5 to 6 Billion dollars set aside for emergency use to provide food to Americans in emergency situations. That's an amount that Scumbag Billionaires like Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk wouldn't miss for a minute by the way, should they decide to be pro-life. Well, here we are and neither Speaker Johnson or $enate Majority Leader Thune, along with their equally evil bossman and his donors, want that emergency fund to be used. In fact, it wasn't until Friday, Halloween afternoon, that the courts ruled against the illustrious republican luminaries of the Trump administration and said the funds must be released and used for the life-saving purpose they were put aside for. SNAP ended on Saturday. Nothing happened on Sunday by the time I sent this in and of course the sadists in the Trump administration will drag this misery out as long as they can because that's what republicans do. Perhaps, the Trump Family will introduce a line of Trump Coffins™ by Friday? Hey Speaker Johnson, will you and Vance be pitching Trump Coffins™ on FOX by Friday night? All sizes, of course. OK, let me be fair, Stephen Miller would be the perfect pitchman. Meanwhile, they are all striving, along with their like-minded colleagues, to be the mass murderers they have undoubtedly always wanted to be for all these years.