by Noah
It's not hard to imagine that Steve Bannon combs his hair with his own urine. He looks like that's exactly how he smells. Consider yourself lucky if you never get into a cab that he's just exited. Does he take the same approach to personal hygiene that his Dear Leader bossman does to "declassifying" Top Secret documents? Does he just think about it, wave his hairy palm and consider it done? Sure looks that way! But, obviously it's not just Steve Bannon. He may be a Republican fashion trendsetter and we might laugh at his grossness but he's not unique. Just take another good look at the film and photos of the super slovenly traitor crowd as they assaulted the Capitol Building on 1/6. Go ahead. Go back and look at all those red-hatted white supremacist goons and be thankful that Smell-o-Vision isn't a real thing. Most of 'em look like they haven't had a shower in at least two weeks! In other words, they all look like Steve Bannon. Just another reason they cover their greasy hair with a stupid Maga hat? I suppose it might very well be! They don't appear to meet up with a bottle of shampoo very often, and some of them not at all, at least not until their trials but that's only the relatively few that have been arrested and charged. The rest are back home just walking around their American hometowns like extras from The Walking Dead. I'll stop there. I wouldn't want you to think I'm being unfair. Far be it for me to pile on and paint all Repugs with a broad brush of weaponized derision, and, far be it for me to be unfair to any Repug at all, but let me just add that when Rubert Murdoch stole Sean Hannity from the Australopithecine exhibit at some museum of natural history somewhere, he knew he had to clean him up for prime time, even if Hannity's viewers all look and act like they work on a Florida carny row biting the heads off of live chickens. C'mon, you gonna tell me that's not exactly what Steve Bannon looks like?