Midnight Meme Of The Day! Once Again, Trump Epitomizes The GOP Art Of Not Caring!

by Noah

When someone collapses on the floor in your office or home, it's not something you can just close your eyes for and wish away, unless, of course, you are a total psychopath. Well, that's just what The Idol Of The 77 Million did, isn't it. Just stood there. The big shrug and a silent "Damn, that guy is ruining my photo op!"

Thursday's event was meant to be a little dog and pony show ring-mastered by some goofball who calls himself Dr. Oz. No heart. No brain. No soul. Dr. Oz was touting a pharmaceutical price drop for a drug that supposedly helps obese people lose fat, or, what Diaper Boy calls, "Fat People Pills." Whatever. I mean, I'm glad we have such possible medications, but what about something more that addresses the causes of obesity in the first place? Also, the obviously insane Dr. Oz gave out some stats that claimed a potential pounds lost per year figure for the country that would amount to an average of each of us losing over 300 pounds in a year. I currently weigh 195 pounds so I'm guessing it's just more of that republican fuzzy math thing.

It also turns out that the poor guy (now thankfully ok) that collapsed on the Oval office floor while Dr. Oz was speaking has been taking the drug OZ is pushing. Now, that's what I call an interesting testimonial right there! "Here, take this! You'll lose weight in no time! Death does that and death is what we republicans are all about!" Interestingly, it was noted that RFK, Jr. rapidly split from the room as the incident unfolded. So much for that Health and Human Services thing. Concepts of health and human services, I guess.

The ghoulish Stephen Miller was seen in the Oval office immediately prior to the incident but I guess he was hungry and split the scene as soon as he determined no organs were available for harvesting.