Midnight Meme Of The Day! Michigan Man Wins Darwin Award!!!

by Noah

It's plain to see that Michigan men are determined to match the fabled "Florida Man" in demonstrations of total lunacy. Of course, maybe this Michigan guy who all but blew himself to kingdom come had a very serious prairie dog problem in his backyard; or so the drugs or lead in the water made him think? I bet there is (or was) a Lauren Boebert poster in his bedroom, too.

Of course, we mustn't dismiss the possibility that the whole thing was really caused by Jewish Space Lasers.