Midnight Meme Of The Day! Beware Of Alien Sex Fiends At Your Sunday School Today!

Sunday Thoughts

By Noah

Has what's described above ever happened to you? Are ya even just a little gargoyle-curious? Are alien reptiles (trans or otherwise) your special thing? Do you go to church services to hear about such things? If so, then Sharon Gilbert is for you!

Don't say I didn't warn ya! Just look at that damn moron in the meme! Look at those psycho eyes!! Possessed!!! Sharon Gilbert talks screeches about gargoyles but it's more scary than any gargoyle I've ever seen. She's got that look that really does make you cross to the other side of the street. She's What Hell-connected woodwork do these whack jobs keep slithering and crawling out of?!!?? I'm tempted to go see her and ask her, "Are these gargoyles you speak of in the room with us now? Can you see them?" And, just what does it mean when she says, "Jesus got involved." Are we talking about some divine threesome action? Is there a sex act called "The Blessed Trinity" that I never previously heard about? Tell ya what, Ms. Sharon; next time have your husband film the whole thing instead of just sitting in the dark corner watching. Trust me, you can make all the money you want then.

With Sharon Gilbert and her weavings of bible tales and prophecy with politics, science fiction, and her take on the stuff of romance paperbacks, if it's nearly impossible to tell where reality ends and non-reality begins for her, imagine what it's like in her actual mind! So many of these damn, god-forsaken lunatics are walking around loose these days. In fact, it seems that people indulging in too much blotter acid never really went away. And, these lost souls seem to always hang out with, and vote for, people as unglued as they are. FOX, Newsmax, and right wing talk radio are full of them and this one outta marry Alex Jones. Think of the offspring! I can see the marriage ceremony conducted by Sean Hannity or Laura Loomer right now. Too bad she's already hitched but both her and her hubby Devin (apparently human, not gargoyle, but possibly reptilian) are mainstays of what is known as the Christian media industry. He's a "host" and "news anchor" on the aptly named SkyWatchTV (Internet, too!) and Sharon specializes in her "Bible Prophecy" and authoring books that emanate from the dark regions of her inner being.

But, let me tell ya, we've had hundreds if not thousands of years of these total nonsense babbling crackpots always predicting the End Times, even right down to a specific day and a specific hour of that very day. Ah! But we're still here, for better or for worse and some of that worse is that these people, like Ms. Sharon, don't lose any followers when their predictions go astray. If anything, their flocks of mold-damaged walking talking guano droppings grow and grow. Thank their knowledge of how to use what we euphemistically call "social media" for that. When "social media" combines with the psychosis of its users, nada bueno is gonna happen. Instead, these people build such large followings of worshipful Squeaky Fromme style evangelicals that maybe we should just initiate a special program just for them where they can all sign up to meet their maker and then we make it happen, the sooner the better. It's not too late for them to put on the ol' purple shroud and hop on 31/Atlas before it leaves our solar system.