by Noah
I present the above meme to you just as a thought for the weekend. And, more importantly, if you find yourself in the presence of any Republicans, perhaps you could ask them why their idol is doing everything he can to delay all of his trials. After all, if he's so innocent, he shouldn't have to worry about anything other than how he can stiff his lawyers.
We're all entitled to a speedy trial. That's supposed to be as American as apple pie and a Philly cheese steak. Yeah, I know he's thinking he could pardon himself if he's convicted and then still elected or gains the White House by some other means, but the acceptance of a pardon is also a way of admitting guilt, not that in the bigger picture it would make much of a difference. So come on, Diaper Donnie, why not that speedy trial you have a right to? Come on Diaper Boy, just stop all this delay tactics stuff and get on with it. You're innocent, right? As innocent as you and your voters always claim you to be, right? Right Donnie?