Right about now, after watching the latest news reports on Ukraine and thinking about how Trump and his party spent four years egging Putin on, my idea of quality pay-per-view entertainment would consist of Cadet Bone Spurs, his family, his entire administration, and every Putin fluffing member of the House and $enate who voted not to remove the monstrous Trump from office being parachuted into the middle of a very large and well-appointed Ukrainian minefield. The parachutes would be modeled after Russian flags. If any of Trump's Treason Troopers make it out with all their limbs intact, well, so be it. It will still be worth just watching them sweat. Besides, I have a sequel or two in mind.