There he is! Wondering what size to wear. Wishing his "kidneys" matched Melania's. Wishing his boobs were at least as nice as Ivanka's but knowing he needs a lot more support for his man titties. Maybe, he's thinking he should have brought his friends Lindsey or Stormy along for advice. No, Donnie! You should have brought your cross-dressing partner in crime, Rudy! Please, Donnie! Give him a call. It's Valentine's Day! I know he'd love to hear from you. C'mon, Donnie. Valentine's Day. What better day for your best words? You know you love him. You know he loves you! You belong together! And we know where.