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  • Writer's pictureNoah

Midnight Meme Of The Day! A Moscow Mitch McConnell Health Update!

by Noah

In case you were concerned about Moscow Mitch's recent "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" episode, please don't worry. He's receiving the best medical care in the world and resting very comfortably, all thanks to the best health care our taxpayer dollars can provide. Maybe he'll even be back in the $enate following Putin's orders by the time you read this.

Imagine if ol' Mitch was a man with even a grain of human decency and morals! Then, you could have the same care he's been getting! That's right! You could be a socialist health care freeloader, too! Hey, maybe that concussion he has will bring about an epiphany and a personality change! Nah, not a chance. Evil is as evil does.



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