• Noah

Midnight Meme Of The Day! A Metaphor For America

by Noah

The papers Trump simply tore up were somewhat easy to tape back together. The stuff he and his traitorous staff illegally put in burn bags is lost to history unless some true patriot saved the bags in their basement somewhere like Newman. The National Archives has retrieved a bunch of other things from Trump's Mar-a-Lago hideout. But, what of any shredded documents? I'm sure I can see the various pages of our nation's penal code and the Constitution in there. I'd be willing to contribute some money toward hiring some really OCD people that are into jigsaw puzzles. I think they'd enjoy the reassembly work just like those Iranian students who took over our embassy in Tehran back in 1979. It's good to have goals.