Midnight Meme Of The Day! A Great Way To Deal With The Coming Doll Shortage!

A Weekend Project For The Rest Of Us!

by Noah

Americans can be awfully resourceful so why not now? I'm here to propose that, since there won't be enough dolls on the shelves for the holidays, patriotic Americans should start making Trump voodoo dolls immediately. Nature abhors a vacuum and it's up to us to fill it! The Trump Voodoo Doll Project starts now! 

The materials we need for this project are always at hand. It's not like we're making a piece of crap Cybertruck although, if you find a burned out one on your block, you may see something to scrounge. Be sure to have plenty of pins, needles, nails, and even screws at hand, and, when you're done, twist them going in to maximize the revenge! Plus, why stop with just Trump voodoo dolls when we've got a Congress and White House full of inspiration to draw on? Be sure to make your Stephen Miller one with an extra freakishly bulbous head! And as for heads, you can sure save on cranial contents when you get to JD Vance and Pam Bondi. RFK, Jr.? Well, after a heavy rain, I always see worms on the sidewalks so there you go. Need a handful of maggots for your Marjorie Traitor Greene doll? Go to the park and kick over a rotting log. Right there, you will find the essence of being a Republican!