by Noah
Hey Trumpenstein! Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country!!!
He'd never do it, of course, but a self-inflicted clean up in aisle 1 scenario for Trump's end isn't the worst idea. With all the deaths on his little hands from his dereliction of duty during the COVID outbreak alone, he's earned a grisly end. It's just that I'd rather see him tortured by the endless humiliation of being imprisoned, and not some damn country club prison either but a real dungeon fit for a traitor.
By the way, take a good look at that left shoulder of his. Is that the most padded shoulder you've ever seen or what? Whatever, just tell him that shotgun is really a french fry dispenser and then just quickly back away.