by Noah I've always said that Congress is little more than a collection of brainless drunken frat boys and sorority girls, i.e. pretty much the worst kind of college students America ever produces. Maybe we should thank Lauren Boebert for helping to prove the case. Maybe we should start petitioning Speaker Kremlin Kevin McCarthy to schedule a vote to see which members are in favor of giving her some sort of cheesy Golden Dildo Award. Keep in mind that it doesn't have to be very big or anything. Meanwhile, we should use the postal service to flood her office with packages of latex gloves. Next, I just want to see who actually does end up sitting next to Ms. Grand Junction during next year's State Of The Union Speech. Should we start asking the oddsmakers in Las Vegas for their guesses? Remember, it doesn't necessarily have to be just one of her colleagues. She does have two hands, you know. Oh, and there's this:
