by Noah
I like irritating the fuck out of Republicans. It's easy to do because their minds are so narrow and limited. Their world view is stunted. Most of them go through life never even contemplating who and what they really are and how they might have gotten that way. They don't see the need. They've never questioned anything to do with their programming.
With the above in mind, I'd like to propose a bit of guerilla theater: Gather up all of the old wire hangers you can find and make constructive use of them. If you have the misfortune of having a Republican representative or $enator in Congress, you could go to their local office and hand some out. If the door is closed and locked, I suppose you could just hang one on the door, every damn day. And, don't forget your state legislators! Do Republican assholes try to hand you their nicely printed handbills outside your local flea market or farmers market? Why not just walk up to them and hand them a nice wire hanger without saying a word?
Got a Republican neighbor without a Ring camera? Why not give them the nightly gift of a wire hanger too?
I'd love to see a world where congressional Republicans get a hanger in the mail every day, millions of them from all across the country! Why not? If their people can build a gallows right outside the Capitol Building and smear shit all over the walls inside, surely, we can send them hangers every day. Imagine, piles and piles of tangled hangers in every Republican office in the Capitol Building! I dream of a future of extra dumpsters that the maintenance crews will have to order and dedicate to all of the hangers. So send them in! Make sure to include the Supreme Court! Turn all those anti-choice assholes into a screaming Joan Crawford. I particularly want to see Susan Collins and Lindsey Graham screaming "No more hangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"