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Midnight Meme Of The Day! Will Speaker Johnson Blur The Faces Of His Entire Caucus?




by Noah


He should. They're all traitors who participated in their party's murderous attempted coup and they're still very much at it. Doesn't he want to protect the inside plotters just like he wants to protect the outside plotters? I can't imagine that Trump and Putin are telling him to hold back. I'm sure it'll dawn on him before too long.


Look at them: An apt depiction in that cartoon. Some sort of smaller brained earlier remnant population of our genus, all but castaway by the sands of time. All they need is their little red MAGA propeller beanies. Why not blur their faces? These people already come fully pre-blurred in the head; sent to Washington by voters just like them. There they are, doing and saying what their voters voted for; representative government at its nadir.


You know what? I can smell their stench from here in New York. It's so bad it would overwhelm the stench of New York on a garbage pickup day in July. So, unlike these goons in the House of Representatives, I have a solution. Everyone should send every Nazi goon on Vlad's Biden Impeachment Committee some of those little pine scented Christmas tree things that cab drivers hang from their rear view mirrors. Don't delay, do it today! It's a nice Christmas thought that counts. Flood their offices with them. It's easy to do. You can send them directly to them at the House of Representatives or drop them off at their local constituent office in your district. Better yet, do both, since they're about to take another recess. I don't care if they ever understand why people are mailing the things. Hell, half of these demented morons will think they're some kind of food. I can see Gym Jordan on TV chewing on one. Boebert'll have one in her mouth and one in each hand. 

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