Midnight Meme Of The Day! Who Says You Need COVID Shots Or Flu Shots?

Government Brainworms! That's The Ticket!!! 

by Noah

Alrighty! It's officially fall and it's a brand new day with a twisted revamped Republican medical universe! Time to get your shots? Nope! Those old cornball traditional shots that protect you and yours from polio, measles, mumps, rubella, and the rest are so yesterday! We're living (for a shorter lifespan) in the Republican World now, so I mean a nice good old fashioned Trump government approved Worm In The Ear™ insertion* courtesy of Oh Great Leader Trump's Minister Of Death & Human Misery, RFK, Jr. Be sure to go to your local former Post Office building, fill out the special #86ME Worm Form and get in line! Do it today! There may be no tomorrow!

*Warning: Participating in the Trump government Worm In The Ear™ program may cause temporary dizziness and headaches plus permanent reduction of your IQ by half. Intense psychopathology may also result. If that happens, please apply for a job with ICE or run for Congress as a Republican. If you suddenly have uncontrollable pedophile desires, the latter is definitely for you.