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Midnight Meme Of The Day! Which Republicans Would Open Their Homes To Putin?




by Noah


Much has been made of the sanctions placed on Russia. As tonight's meme indicates, it's obvious that Vlad Putin knows who his friends in America are. But, the top question I have about all of this now is this:


If Putin was ever booted from Russia, which Republican movers and shakers would rush to return past favors and be the first to sponsor Putin for an entry visa into the United States, call to give him refugee status, and offer him a few rooms in one of their homes? "Ted" Cruz? Josh Hawley? Definitely Hawley. Donnie Psycho? Ron DeSantis? Marjorie Traitor Greene? Sarah Palin? Clarence Thomas? It wouldn't be Matt Gaetz because Putin's daughters are too old, at least the "legitimate" ones. Rudy Giuliani would offer him a place in his home but I have no doubt that Putin would say no thanks. The smell must be ridiculous, and that black ooze all over the furniture. Damn! In the end, I suspect we'd see Moscow Mitch and Tucker Carlson duke it out for the privilege, no? In any event, it would be quite a sight as so many Republicans ran to the cameras, knocking each other over. Would you think me a bad person for hoping to witness some bones breaking in the melee?


Parting shot: It wouldn't be Mittens Romney. His obvious plan is to cynically market himself as the "reasonable" Republican for a race for the presidency. He even subjugated his racism this week and came out for Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson. Remember when he was claiming that black people just want "free stuff?" That's the real Romney.



4 Comments


Mitt would always have room inside his caged roof rack now that Seamus has passed on. Somehow that seems most apropos lodging for Vlad, although Mittens wouldn't get the joke.

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crapper, Your comment is irrelevant to the context of the parable. Focus. C-

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dcrapguy
dcrapguy
Apr 09, 2022
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for a parable to be a parable, it should first be plausible. putin being booted out is silly. he might be killed or die of natural causes... but that renders the whole parable moot. my comment is relevant to the overall intent... and has the added benefit of being very plausible... if not actually true. I'm sure all of those other nazis will gladly compete to be the first to visit putin in his trump tower penthouse and pay homage.

but I'm sure you don't care about that.

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dcrapguy
dcrapguy
Apr 08, 2022

99.8% that putin already "owns" some choice units in some trump properties. part of how putin laundered a half-bil into trump's "campaigns".

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