by Noah
You have to be a pretty lame law firm if your letters become memes! But, the Diaper Don has a knack for attracting total wack jobs.
If you haven't had the privilege of seeing Diaper Donnie's letter to Merrick Garland, feast your eyes. It's clear that Trump dictated it but what isn't exactly clear is why any attorney would lower themselves in the foul, fetid cesspool mud of Trump. Does the SECIL law firm actually believe in Trump and his traitor crew? Do they really think Traitor Don will actually pay them when they present the bill for their services to him? Do they think they'll be financially or otherwise compensated for so openly jumping in bed with a traitor? The previous examples strongly indicate that the answer should be no and, even if Trump ends up running a reich, they're just as likely to be pushed down a staircase or disappeared for knowing too much. That all leads me to surmise that, like the other loser law firms that Trump has employed, these assclowns took a look at Trump and decided they wanted in on his homicidal mania and treasonous conspiracies.
But, I have other questions, too! Here's a short list some of them:
1. What matchbook law school did these wackos attend?
2. Have they ever asked any of their staffers to shower with them ala Rudy (allegedly, of course!)?
3. Have the firm partners ever sensed even a whiff of shame about anything, anything at all, in their entire ass-sucking lives?
4. If they get a meeting with AG Garland, will they try to present him with a large brown paper bag of cash ala the good ol' John Mitchell days?
5. Is fluency in Russian required of employees or will they pay for their enrollment in catch up night school courses?
6. Can I get a meeting with Merrick Garland, too?
Oh well, at least it wasn't Giuliani who sent that letter. It would be the same but it would also be covered in his drool and black goo.