Midnight Meme Of The Day! What Is House Speaker Johnson Hiding About Himself?
- Thomas Neuburger
- 3 hours ago
- 3 min read
That Goes For His Colleagues Too.

By Noah
Every day, yes, every damn day, republicans make no bones whatsoever about telling us all that they hate immigrants, documented or undocumented, more than pedofiles and not only that but a whole ring of pedodfiles. That's quite a demonstration of an affinity for pedophiles right there. Say one thing for the GOP, at least they are making their priorities clear. Well... some of their priorities. Don't forget about how they also make it clear that they sadistically prioritize hating immigrants at least as much as the idea of not providing funding for things like cancer research and the health care of the general populace, too. I gotta say, when it comes to protecting your pedo buddies over human decency and finding cures for cancers, providing vaccines, lowering insurance costs and using what has amounted to a months long government shutdown/congressional vacation to do it, that sure speaks loudly! Oh, and should I have mentioned choosing to use needless tax breaks to funnel bags or our cash to billionaires over finding ways to protect school kids?
It's not surprising that the Republican Party has shut the whole country down rather than take a vote on releasing The Epstein Files. Speaker Johnson has refused to even seat a new Democratic Arizona electee because it would tip the balance against his evilness. The Epstein Files are some sort of sacred text to to Republicans; to be protected at all costs. Republicans in the $enate have done the same thing, too. Yeah, that makes Majority Leader John Thune a total suspect as well. Ditto his $enate cronies, but this post is centered on House Speaker Mike Johnson because he has been the most vocal and the most visibly desperate about not releasing The Epstein Files. He will throw his career and his body on top of them. It's a whatever it takes thing for him and that's as good of a measure as anything when it comes to determining what a vessel of total evil he is. Sure there's more when it comes to that, but that's for future books that may be written somewhere by someone who, ideally still has the freedom to do so.
Do I think Speaker Johnson is in The Epstein Files? He probably isn't if only because he wasn't old enough back in the heyday of those Trump Epstein parties we see all those pictures and clips of. But, in another sense, Mike Epstein most certainly is in the files because he himself has put himself in there with all the political, corporate, and financial movers and shakers who already are; America's Top Filth, if you will. So are, no doubt, many of his congressional pals who live in fear of any unsanitized and unredacted version of the files being released.
What seems to be indicated by Johnson's gross behavior, though, is that there is something just as bad as banging underaged girls in Johnson's past and he knows that other people know what it is. If not that, there is something that, in his very sick mind, is just as bad or worse. It might even be something most of us wouldn't bat an eye at; something he rails and wails about that would only unleash a tidal wave of hypocrisy charges. It appears, though, that whatever Speaker Johnson is so desperately hiding is pretty damn bad. What that is, who knows? A pee tape of his very own? A murder? He wouldn't be breaking new ground with that one. I always say, and I've said it for decades, that $enators and Congresscretins are kept in line because the real powers have something on them and that something is always held over their heads like the sharpest, most gleaming blade on Earth. The Vladimir Putins and Jaime Dimons of the world know this.
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