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Midnight Meme Of The Day! Tucker Fears "The GAY"



by Noah

"Pete Buttigieg has been on leave from his job since August after adopting a child. Paternity leave, they call it, trying to learn how to breastfeed. No word on how that went."

-Tucker Carlson, as he strives to be the #1 bigot at FOX "News."

OK, Tucker. Congratulations! Mission Accomplished! You're now the face of Classic Republican Homophobia. You happy now? You wear the crown. You can wear it with your Republican white supremacist crown. Wear it under your hood or on top of your hood. I don't care. But always remember, it's a serious competition. The way things are with the Republican Party, you could lose both crowns in an instant. You could lose them any time someone like Trump, Pence, or any of your colleagues at FOX "News" opens their mouth. The tension mounts eh, Mr. Tiki Torch? So uneasy! What an inner life you must have; fearing anyone that isn't white, yuppy and male with Nazi proclivities. Caring for a child always seems to upset you Repugs. Oh, and by the way. Mr. Buttigieg and his husband adopted 2 children, twins. Not one. How 'bout you learn some facts before you speak.


For the record, Mr. Tiki Torch, Pete Buttigieg is the United States Secretary of Transportation while you are nothing but a hate-mongering, fear-mongering, cheap patter game show host on a channel that has your kind slithering out of every crack in the floorboards. Pete Buttigieg has served his country nearly all of his adult life. You? You're a typical trust fund style brattish fratboy raised on monies generated by the sale of a company that sold crappy TV dinners served in tinfoil plates. Tinfoil plates that you probably spent your formative years wearing as hats without even letting your nanny wash them. Gravy and pieces of corn in your hair and all that. Musta looked real nice to your youthful entourage of roaches and horseflies. You haven't the slightest idea of how to be anything but a severely damaged ultra-sociopathic asshole. Someday you will die and even the Earth itself will breathe a sigh of relief.

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