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  • Writer's pictureNoah

Midnight Meme Of The Day! Tucker Carlson, The Star of Russian Television

Why do I care what is going on in the conflict between Ukraine and Russia? And I’m serious. Why do I care? Why shouldn’t I root for Russia, which I am? -Putin's #1 broadcaster in America, Tucker Carlson I've been comparing Tucker Carlson to Tokyo Rose for over 10 years now so it's nice to see more people catching on at last. Sad, though, that it took Russia's war of terror against Ukraine to wake at least some small percentage of people up but that's how it is when people are so goddamn naive or just plain dumb that they either can't see the obvious or willfully choose not to see an extremely uncomfortable truth. I can only assume that FOX owner Rupert Murdoch and his family have been laughing about the whole thing for years as Comrade Carlson and the rest of the Murdoch family's paid Russian operatives have led their assault on America and democracy itself from within. FOX is a cancer that is pushed into American homes by every corporate cable provider in the land and no one with any power of oversight does a damn thing. Does that make them complicit? You decide. I think we should probably take the side of Russia, if we have to choose between Russia and Ukraine. -Also Putin's #1 broadcaster in America, Comrade Tucker Carlson How long will it be until the Murdochs make it all official and feature a top Russian state TV propagandist on FOX? Do they even need to at this point? Will they just go ahead and make it a full-blown pundit exchange program with RT since RT features clips of FOX people rooting for Russia and against Ukraine, America, and NATO around the clock. Just last week, Russian Minister Of Foreign Affairs Sergei Viktorovich Lavrov gave major props to FOX "News" for it's pro-Russia stance. It's taken that much to wake us up even just a little, but, will there be any revoked broadcasting licenses or scenes of FOX "News" propagandists being carted off mid-show by authorities after warrants for arrest on the basis of treason are read live to the viewing audience? Will there be trials? No, of course not. America has gone soft on treason and sedition. If only wishes were horses and drawing and quartering ceremonies could commence immediately. Russian state television would show all of that, too. They'd show it as they explained to Russian viewers why they would no longer be seeing Oh Great And Glorious Comrade Carlson and the fellow traveler likes of Laura Ingraham. Whatever happened to the good old days of trials and firing squads? A last cigarette, Mr. Carlson? Here, let me crush it out on that smirk of yours. Jeez, Tucker. I hope your pal Vlad wasn't paying you in rubles. If so, you're screwed but I guess it was a case of your buddy Vlad being a very savvy genius.



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