Midnight Meme Of The Day! Trump Turns Oval Office Into The Jerry Springer Show!*

Fellow Russian Assets In House & Senate Applaud Like Trained Seals!

by Noah

"I think it's good for the American people to see what's going on."

-Traitor Trump saying a lot more than he thought he was saying as he wrapped up on Friday.

Friday was a great day for Putin, the stuff of his dreams. Mission Accomplished. It was also another Day Of Infamy, an attack on America to add to the list along with 12/7/41, 9/11/01, and the 1/6/21 failed coup attempt Trump and his party orchestrated to overturn the 2020 election. He won on 11/5/24 and cemented his legacy of being a complete traitor on 2/28/25 when he deserted NATO and officially crossed over to Putin's side.

Trump has now completely sold out us and, effectively, a large swath of the democracies of the world to his Russian handler Vlad Putin. Imagine if, after Pearl Harbor, FDR had signed us up with the Axis powers and told Churchill what he could go do with himself. That's what Traitor Don has done, willfully and deliberately. We all know, have known, or should have known for years that Donald Trump has been courted by Russian intelligence since the 1980s. Even some of our own intelligence people, Malcolm Nance for one, have written about it in best sellers and talked about it on prime time television, but still, 77,000,000 Trump/Putin/Musk acolytes, brainwashed by FOX aka Voice Of Moscow and a campaign of Russian invasions of our social media, have had no problem with any of that, and much more. FOX-VOM has spent the weekend joyfully calling what happened at the oval office on Friday "The Bitch Slap Heard Round The World." Putin didn't even have to bang his shoe on a table and say "We will bury you" like Nikita Khrushchev. With so many internal agents in our media and government, he didn't have to. So far, it's been the most successful intelligence operation in world history and we, the United States Of America, along with Ukraine, are the top victims.

So, there we were, Friday, around high noon, Traitor Trump, J.D. Vance (obviously Musk couldn't make it**), and so-called Secretary Of State Marco Rubio sat on the gold chairs of the oval office for a meeting with Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelinskyy. The meeting was ostensibly to sign off on a peace agreement to settle Russia's Trump & GOP-backed aggression against Ukraine. The real purpose of the meeting quickly became apparent as Vance started yelling at Zelinskyy and Trump puffed himself up and started throwing one of his patented uber-petulant monosyllabic lie-filled grievance litanies, whining about "Phony witch hunt. Russia-Russia-Russia. The whole thing was a scam. The whole thing was a scam!"

Simultaneously, Traitor Trump was expressing his bond with Putin and even working in mentions of Hunter Biden's laptops (one apparently in the bathroom and one in the bedroom) and narcissistically bitching that the Ukraine president wasn't showing him enough ass-smooching respect and gratitude. The man now speaks like his mind is barely held together at all. It was a clear case of Trump placing his psychotic need for revenge against Zelinsky for not helping him do-in Joe Biden's career with "a favor" above the interests of this country, Ukraine, and the world while thinking Putin will love him for it. The Handpuppet Vance was there, all wound up to clap the cymbals attached to both of his hands while Trump spoke and also chirp in with lies about Zelinskyy not thanking the U.S.A  (Zelinskyy has thanked everyone, literally dozens of times and even got a standing ovation for it when he spoke before Congress.) The irony in this is that Trump has opposed helping Ukraine, and Vance, as a $enator, voted against helping Ukraine.

As I watched this circus, I expected Putin himself to come out of a secret door in the wall with some additions to the script of Russian talking points that he had given his boy Trump earlier in the week during their phone conversation. Then, I wondered which of the manchurian duo of Trump*** & Vance would start screaming about Ukrainians eating Russian dogs and Russian cats first. At that point, Traitor Trump stopped the proceedings and expressed the opinion that he had enough of a show to "make great television" and showtime was over. So much for the "art of the deal guy" making a deal. Trump blew it up and we'll be lucky if the whole planet doesn't blow up now. The scheduled press conference and signing was then cancelled and President Zelinskyy was thrown out of the White House. It was a complete disgraceful humiliation of America by Trump but that is all part of his greater mission and you can still hear his master laughing all the way from Moscow, with harmony laughter coming from Beijing, Budapest, and Pyongyang, too. Beijing of course now feels that they are free to invade Taiwan with impunity and the world is a far more dangerous and unstable place. Baltic states watch out! you, too, Poland, and that's just for starters. This phase first overtly manifested itself with Putin's annexation of Crimea in 2014. Then came Trump's "election" in 2016 and, as if by magic, all threats of sanctions against Russia evaporated, giving Putin a sense of freedom to do whatever he wants. A new repeat cycle has now begun. Just imagine the kind of money people like Trump and Musk will make from all of this. How many people will die? Do you really think there's more than a half dozen republicans and Scumbag Billionaires on Earth that care?

If you were Vladimir Putin and had control over the American president, what would you have that president do? That's what we saw on Friday. The whole thing was a disgrace, an American disgrace, an obvious set up, a planned ambush designed to get the Ukraine president to storm out of the oval office and give Putin's tools a bigger excuse to more quickly cut ties with Ukraine. Zelinskyy came to the meeting ready to sign a deal but only if Ukraine's security was assured and sworn to on paper but neither Trump or Putin have ever worked that way. They both have demonstrated a lifetime of reneging on deals. Already last week, Trump had ordered the now official cessation of support for the repair of Ukraine's energy grid.

I have to add that a tremendous amount of credit is due to President Zelinskyy for not just hauling off and clocking Trump rapid fire style on live TV. Instead, he showed a mind boggling amount of restraint. That's what real diplomacy is, folks. Zelinskyy used to work in nightclubs as a comedian so he was no doubt used to bullies and hecklers. Trump thought he could just bully Ukraine into a pro-Russia, pro-Trump deal. He guessed wrong. The Ukraine president could have punched out Putin's trained diaper-wearing chimpanzee and made himself a world hero for all time but he knew it wouldn't bring peace. Good on him. When the Trump Traitor Team threw President Zelinskyy out of the White House, that was a clear signal to Putin to up his attempts to kill off Ukraine and its leader. If Putin is killed now, it will be as if Trump, Vance, and Rubio pulled the trigger themselves because that's what they put in motion Friday and they did it with the agreement of Trump and Putin's media and political backers from Sean Hannity and Lindsey Graham on down. And think how far down down is from the likes of Lindsey Graham and Hannity! After the meeting, totally on cue, Graham said, "I have never been more proud of the president. I was very proud of J.D. Vance!" These are the kinds of people that numbnuts like Chucky Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries think you can "reach across the aisle and work with."

Sadly, thanks to the grotesque actions of Trump, Vance, and Rubio on the world stage, most of the world thinks even less of the U.S.A. today than they did when Trump switched America to the Russian side a couple of weeks ago. It's never good for a country to be isolated from the majority of the world but we have psychopaths calling the shots on behalf of other psychopaths. This is the world we are living in. Trump is determined to permanently remove our country from the free world. That is obvious to anyone who can view the situation honestly.

*Appologies to Jerry Springer, a far superior intellect than any republican anywhere.

**Was Musk at Ft. Knox trying to walk out with some gold bars, or, was he meeting with his Incel Team and RFK, Jr. trying to increase the odds of causing some pandemics due to the firings of people who watch out for early signs of such things? 

***Does the place where you work have an office pool yet where you can pick the date that Trump literally starts speaking in gibberish and nothing but gibberish like he's speaking in tongues? That's obviously where he's headed, folks, and pretty quickly. Does it even matter? Vance was there for a reason but he, too, is a massive danger to America and the civilized world.