Midnight Meme Of The Day! Trump Really Is The American Equivalent Of The Nigerian Prince

by Noah 

Think of all those suckers that send Traitor Don their $5, $10, $15 donations that he uses for legal bills, hookers, adderall, whatever, and they'll turn around and tell you they're voting for him because he's a billionaire, some kind of genius wiz, etc. That right there is a measure of the dumbass mean intelligence level (at best) of your Republican neighbors. No wonder my spam folder is daily filled with emails from multiple Nigerian princes. The scheme works. Trump knows this. Lara Trump knows this. They all know this. That's why the RNC sends me the most insane Nigerian Prince style emails multiple times a day. Damn, there was once a time when it was just televangelists and Reverend Ike. The rest of us are bad enough. We may be the top examples of the evolutionary curve but that curve doesn't go nearly high enough. 

The big irony is, of course, that the Trumps will soon be billionaires for real as Traitor Don and his Trump-owned RNC start taking in billions and billions, for both his campaign and his personal use, from foreign governments and foreign and domestic billionaires alike. The Trump-Ryan 2017 Tax Scam raised and continues to raise extra billions for the already rich and now the kickbacks to Trump, his family, and his Republican cronies are coming just like the scam was designed to generate. Meanwhile, idiots in the media are telling us that Trump, et. al. will be strapped for cash. You need look no further than Traitor Don's recent total flip flop on his TikTok position right after he met with billionaire Jeff Yass at Mar-a-Lago. Oh what a surprise, Yass recently purchasesd a 15% interest in the parent company that owns TikTok. Yep. That 15% interest will be worth tens of billions more to Yass as long as TikTok remains available in America. Now, do ya have any thoughts as to what went down at that meeting? Yep. You bet. Traitor Don is all in favor of TikTok now. Best thing since sliced bread, a bag of hamburders, and a a case of ketchup bottles. Always remember: Everything Trump does is transactional. Hey, I wonder if Yass received a Trump autographed Top Secret document before he left. Not to worry if he didn't, I'm sure he'll be back. With some Chinese buddies.