Midnight Meme Of The Day! Trump Plays Dubya's "I'm A Wartime President" Card!

by Noah

You knew it was going to happen. You have to have known. Trump's ratings were going down down down so what's an uber narcissistic psychopath to do? What was Traitor Don gonna do to distract from the worst week he or any president has ever literally brought upon himself? Trump's obsessed with his approval ratings and he seemed "shocked, shocked I tell ya" that his troops to Los Angeles gambit, and having his ICE flunkies arrest opposition party politicians and throw them to the ground in cuffs just wasn't garnering the universal applause he thought it was sure to get! On top of that, he was getting some of the deserved blame for one of his devoted fans being so inspired by his words that he went out and actually murdered two other Democrats and severely wounded two as well! What's a total madman psycho to do? "Distract! Distract! Distract! Kill! Kill! Kill! And if Americans die,who cares! It's all about me, me, me!" Hell, he knew his people in Congress and his voters would love him up bigly if he could just come up with that one sweet move, that one sweet, sweet move!

And suddenly that song, that song that's been at the top of the conservative charts for decades became the ultimate Republican earworm, packing his brain like day old shit packs his diapers! There it was! He couldn't get rid of it! "That's the ticket," he said! "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran! Bomb, bomb, bomb, Iran!" Damn, it never fails with this cretin! Every tweet from him is an admission and a projection at the least. This time it was also a premonition. And so he's gone and done it, and it's impeachable, too, a grave violation of our Constitution and the Congressional war powers. Hey, here's a thought, Congress, How