Midnight Meme Of The Day! Trump: People Are Saying I've Topped Osama Bin Laden!

GOP, Al Qaeda - Same Thing

by Noah

All part of the grand ol' Republican plan! 

OK, I know. That's too harsh of me. I should never put it all on the Republican Party when it's all really a joint venture between the GOP and Putin's Russia. The key players here, of course, are the Trumps, Vlad Putin, Elon Musk, and any member of Congress with an R for Russia next to their name. That goes double or quadruple for Moscow Mitch McConnell, the man who, until recently, was Putin's top asset and money launderer in the $enate. Afterall, it was McConnell who saved Traitor Don's filth encrusted ass not once but twice just so this decades long dictatorial GOP dream could be implemented.

How much do you wanna bet that, in private at the White House, Trump really is bragging that he's succeeding better than Osama bin Laden in destroying America and American lives. Here's a tip: Bet yes.

Sleepy Osama's got nothing on me. That I can tell you. You couldn't fit all the Americans I want to kill in just a few buildings and planes. Believe me! And fuck the little girls and their Christmas dollies.

The countdown to when he inevitably blurts that one out in public word for fucking word has already begun, and I bet it's always good for a cheer and a round of applause from JD Vance or that psycho that currently serves him as press secretary. Man, forget about deporting people, get the butterfly net for those two and ship them back to whatever asylum they wandered away from.

Meanwhile, the Russo-Republicans are, as always, all in on causing as much human misery as possible and refuse to do anything but praise their Dear Leader and cheer him along with wads of rubles stuffed in their pockets. As I write this, they just voted in favor of what Trump is doing to the country with his economy crashing assaults on us all when they voted down a $enate resolution against Dear Leader's economic policies and tariffs. They even brought in Mr. Couch Fornicator to break the tie vote. It was a symbolic puppet show vote anyway since the House had no intention of ever taking it up. Susan Collins took the opportunity to pretend she's "concerned" and voted with the Democrats as did Rand Paul and Lisa Murkowski, each one knowing that the resolution was going nowhere. No one in Washington is stopping this. I've said for decades that Congress is always the last to know what's going on in America and this is more proof of who's side the majority of them are on. Democrats are outnumbered whether enough of them see the urgency or not. They even believe the courts and or the midterm elections will save the day, as if there will be anything left after another 18 months of the scourge of Trump other than a few soggy "strong letters" from Chucky Schumer pulled out of the garbage.