Midnight Meme Of The Day! Trump Is Projecting 'Til The End

He IS The Scum. He IS The Filth! 

by Noah

Alas! Trump still lives. He still pollutes this mortal coil! Had he disappeared for a few days? Yes. In fact, as of Tuesday morning, he hadn't been on live TV anywhere for nearly a week. The only shots we've seen of him are a clip of him walking like some sort of wounded sasquatch stroke victim, hobbling with his left arm jutting out in peculiar fashion, not unlike the time when he was mocking that NY Times reporter. How would that feel, Donnie? Trump's disappearance was so not Trump that the idea he had died went worldwide viral. Too often, people just see what they long to see. Obviously, there's a ton of wishful thinking out there, and so much grief, sadness, and grinding of teeth over the fact that he is still alive.

Yes, Trump lives. On Tuesday, he appeared again, to massive disappointment and depression. Even the stock market took a little dive. He talked about taking his tariff case to the so-called Supreme Court, an outfit that seems to work more for Russia and China than us. The long national nightmare continues and continues and continues. Something odd is going on with his health though so there are still the thoughts and prayers and other seemingly pointless hopes. The world would be a better and happier place if he died but he lives on, fulfilling the dreams of the worst of humanity. The world would be a better place if he had never been born.

And, to think, Trump has offspring, one of which, a thing going by the name of Eric, is mumbling about running for president in 2028. I'll just take that as a good sign that he expects his father will be dead by then.