Midnight Meme Of The Day! Traitors Walk Among Us, Almost Like Normal People

Are You Heading To A Beach Today?

by Noah

Oh look! It's 3 of the 77 Million Trump voters celebrating their sadism and sociopathy by going to the beach today! It's bad enough that these GOP psychos walk among us everywhere but, if I went to a beach and saw those people, I'd instantly leave and get to a doctor to make sure I hadn't accidentally picked up any bad microbes. And if I saw RFK Jr. in the water, I'd know it wasn't fit to swim in anyway.

But what should we do about all these freaks? There's a hundred million of 'em! We can't build an "Alligator Alcatraz" that big! We can't deport them all either; some but not all. Besides, who would want them? Should we really spay and neuter our Republican neighbors? No. That would bring the country to a halt and it would get us on a slippery slope towards the kinds of eugenics solutions that Republicans always dream about. Sure, I know that's what they have in mind for anyone that doesn't partake in their evil but there are other options. I know all of you have thought of your own from time to time. 

Me? I'm a splendid combination of a zero tolerance guy and fist in the face,  break every bone in their body guy but the nicer, more civilized me also considers the needs of sharks that could use a steady supply of grub. That one works extra especially well since we know that Trump has an obsessive fear of sharks. Damn, that could work!!! But, it ain't gonna happen, at least not unless Melania ties him up and tosses him off a boat. OK. OK. I'll settle for a nice fat 15 foot gator getting him on the 13th hole of the Mar-a-Lago golf course. Can we get a  camera shoot of that? Make sure we can see it in slo-mo!

Happy Fourth of July everyone! And never forget that half of us celebrate it very differently. Not only that but they are proud to be the reflection of their Dear Leader that they are.