by Noah Looks like Traitor Don's endless projection extends to his own demise. So be it! I know I've proposed similar things before but we really do need a national lottery where anyone who wants to can buy lottery tix in hopes of being a member of a very select firing squad. Think about all the good that could be done, not just by the firing squad but with all the billions in money raised. A cure for two cancers at once! Of course, one of the things about a firing squad is that it's customary to load the gun of one firing squad member with a blank. That way none of the members of the squad would ever know for sure if it was their bullet or not that found the target and did the necessary job but, c'mon, wouldn't you want to definitely know in this case? I know I would! I'd be totally bereft if it wasn't mine! After all, we all have a sense of pride, don't we? Hell, if not, why did we want to be a firing squad member in the first place? In other words, what I'm getting at is that knowing if it was your bullet that did this most patriotic of deeds... Well, that's worth a few extra bucks!!! So, my lottery proposal will definitely contain "The Gold Ticket Option!" Any bullets that pierce the orange blubber of the monster in question will be examined and matched to whatever guns the squad members used in the moment of righteousness! And, for a few dollars more, ie. if you went for The Gold Ticket Option and your bullet is a winner, you get a nice little bullet embedded in a plexiglass trophy complete with a letter of authenticity and an audio recording for your mantle or bookshelf! Now, that's what I call a participation trophy!!! And, if you want to spend even a little more, you can have your bullet embedded in some nice orange amber instead of the plexiglass. Guaranteed to last millions of years! Makes a great conversation piece!