by Noah
Continuing with yesterday's theme...
Yes, there's definitely more than one reason for the Diaper Don's defense lawyers to wear a mask. I can definitely think of 2 but which is #1 and which is #2? If you were Trump's lawyer, would your #1 reason for wearing a mask be, let's just say it, the awful bus terminal bathroom stench of the man? And, would #2 be the very fact that you are willing to defend the man, or, would it be vice-versa?
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Yeah, I know that everyone is entitled to a lawyer but what the hell kind of person actually wants to be Trump's lawyer? I mean these assclowns must know that their client has a habit of not paying people for their services, right? Or, did they demand payment upfront? Good move on their part if they did. I can also guess they're just looking for that one juror to get the traitor off and they become heros to Nazis worldwide. And think about their class reunions! In any event, it says a ton about them that they're there with America's top domestic terrorist acting in his defense. The law schools these jaskasses went to should, by rights, be very embarrassed. I know I would be. Believe me.
Ah, but what about this: I'm fully aware of the logistics issues involved in carting Trump off to jail during his trials but, a gag order is a gag order so, if the odor of The Diaper Don is getting so omnipresent in the court that people might soon start actually gagging if they're not wearing a gasmask, how 'bout Judge Merchan goes around any "free speech" complaints and simply enforces the gag order by holding Diaper Donnie in contempt of the court not because of what The Diaper Don has been saying but because of how he smells? Makes sense to me. That I can tell you!